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    If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men

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    If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men

    From the Eisner Award-winning creator of The Oatmeal and #1 New York Times bestselling author of How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You comes this charmingly absurd gift book about man's best friend. In If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men, Matthew Inman imagines, to hilarious effect, what life would be like if his dogs were a couple of old men running around his house. The result is a pitch-perfect gift for any dog owner.* NEW YORK TIMES AND USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR with a proven track record and 269,000 copies sold of his debut collection, 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth, 896,000 copies sold of his second book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You (a #1 New York Times bestseller), and 104,000 copies sold of My Dog: The Paradox.* The Oatmeal receives more than 7 MILLION visitors a month., As of 2/6/17, The Oatmeal has 4 MILLION Facebook fans, 711K Instagram followers and 553K Twitter followers. * PULSE OF TECHNOLOGY AND ENTERTAINMENT, Inman lampoons and embraces technology and has a loyal following of coders, digital illustrators, self-proclaimed geeks, and IT gurus, not to mention grateful English teachers. * "Brilliant, original, and astonishingly funny., Inman's unique perspective and ability to take you from a knowing nod to raucous laughter with every page turn is exasperating. I hate him so much." David Thorne, 27bslash6 * "[A] delightfully deranged potty-mouthed Gary Larson for the 21st Century." Lauren Beukes, Arthur C Clarke award-winning author of Zoo City * "Dangerously funny." Rosa Golijan, TODAY.com * "The man behind the crude drawings and crass jokes is 28-year-old Matthew Inman. In 2009, Inman put his hand to the page, and the world hasn't stopped laughing since." -Nick Carbone, Time

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